Sunday, April 19, 2009

Do It Yourself Chemical Warfare

I wonder if Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, or Dianne Feinstein read these blogs. I can just imagine them in their offices reading them and running in circles as though they had one foot nailed to the floor.

I do ( I'm sure some of my fellow bloggers as well) get visitors from Washington D.C., Virginia, and Maryland. I hope its just the fun and freedom loving citizens of our land coming to see what the crazy, cat loving, cigar chomping, whisky drinking, long hair from California has smeared across the World Wide Web this time.

I know this post is going to make those ladies ( I use the term loosely) feel like someone just shoved an ice cold speculum up the wrong hole.

You don't need to have a huge lab or millions of dollars to make use of the wonders of modern chemistry. In fact, the government has partnered with some of the largest chemical companies in the world and delivered the magic right to your door.

Right now, many of you have lethal neurotoxins in your home. Just waiting for you to use them. Can't you hear their little voices screaming, "Warriors.....come out to plAAAaaaayyy!" Oh yes, they're just as psychotic and evil as that bottle clacking idiot in the hearse.

Can you imagine that these huge companies that we're bailing out are part of a system that sells you, and allows you to keep in your home, the agents created to lay waste to untold numbers of people? Parathion, for example, was created by IG Farben, part of Adolph Hitler's war machine.

And they're worried about you having a few guns in your home? With a little work, and a weekend, you could build a weapon to take out half your town in a few hours. How long would it take you to do that with a pistol, or even a fully automatic rifle?

One of the best compounds for ready use is parathion. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on where you stand, parathion is now a restricted use pesticide. If you happen to live in the Midwest, or the South, it shouldn't be too hard to find as it is still widely used in agriculture. What it does is inhibit Acetylcholinesterase. Which means basically your muscles stop working, in other words you can't breathe, which results in asphyxiation, and ultimately death. Yes, that does mean you make a mess in your drawers and there's nothing you can do about it.

Two compounds frequently found in the home are Diazinon and Malathion. Used frequently in gardening, Diazinon is also a potent Acetylcholinesterase inhibitor. Diazinon is also now a restricted use pesticide, but because it was used and sold so widely, it shows up frequently at yard sales. Malathion is less potent than Diazinon, but is still capable of causing distress.

Oh, I know, I know...they're dilute, and "safe" for use. But there are ways of increasing their concentration. I'm not going to explain how to do that. It is FAR too dangerous unless you have the proper equipment. This stuff is worse than meth when it comes to contaminating an environment, which means that it can continue making people ill or even killing for a very long time. If you have the chemistry background, or are savvy enough to navigate the web, I'm sure you can find the instructions yourself.

Don't forget the magic of Nature herself. She frequently creates some really lethal poisons of her own. The most well known is the Castor Bean, Ricinus Communis! This is where the deadly poison Ricin comes from.

Many people are injured and even killed every year by the accidental or intentional mixing of ammonia, and household bleach. What happens is mono and di chloromines, as well as chloromine are formed. All of these compounds are irritants to mucous membranes. Nitrogen Trichloride is also formed (yes, this is what they bleach white flour with. Are you still going to buy it?). It happens to be an explosive gas. In fact, it is such an unstable explosive gas that exposing it to sunlight will set it off.

On top of all these fun things, Chlorine Gas is formed.

Did you ever stop to think this is why it isn't a good idea to pee in the pool? All that chlorine, and the ammonia in your

Chlorine Gas was one of the first gasses used by those always fun and innovative Germans during World War I. The first use of it managed to create a four mile wide break in the trench lines.

Chlorine gas will dissolve your lungs. Basically, you will drown in your own fluids.

Sorry kids, no "how-to" papers for this post. Chemical and biological warfare scare the crap out of me. The people deploying them as a weapon can't control them. The targeted enemy can't control them. So, you can understand why I say they're just as psychotic and evil as that bottle clacking idiot in the hearse.

As always, this was just for educational and entertainment purposes only. If you try this at home, and are stupid enough to get yourself poisoned, while you're laying there in your feces and urine trying to breathe, remember that I told you not to do it.


Bullseye said...

Well Catman, I think you just moved to the top of DHS's list. I am but a fond memory now thanks to this post. LOL Really good info for all. It's very true that we have many things in our home that can kill us and many others "if" that was our intention. Great post buddy.

LOL, word verification is "syphlys"

Anonymous said...
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Catman said...

Thanks, Bullseye.

If anyone is wondering about the comment I deleted, it wasn't a troll, but someone advertising sex.

Guess your syphlys verification word attracted them, Bullseye.

Sanjac said...

I don't think the PTB realized how much their intrusion into your personal space would offend you... You are frontrunner for the Big Brass Ones award. Nazi Pelosi running in a circle squawking like a chicken. Too funny.