A &*#$ing idiot now claims to own the sun.
Read the story here:
Spanish Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun
Cool.
Now every single time someone gets sunburned, let's sue her under product liability laws. She has posted no user warnings or even issued a manual on the proper use of her product. Skin cancer anyone? Blindness, cataracts, faded paint on your home or car?
Anytime a farmer's crops fail due to vagaries of weather that can be traced back to solar influences, let's sue her.
If the sun isn't available for your party that you intend to have at midnight, let's sue her for issuing a defective product.
I am so looking forward to the day when people again start to die for their stupidity.
3 comments:
Well that doesn't surprise me, People have been buying plots on the moon for a while so why not the sun. Hard to live there though..
I guess it's true, that it takes all kinds!
I am surprised that the patent office has not granted Monsanto a patent on it.
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