Who can argue with sound logic?

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer
one year ago and drank all the beer.

Then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan
is to drink heavily & recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

And I'll drink to that!