Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Obama Has His Own Psalm

FIRST BOOK of ILLUMINATI
PSALM 2008-2012



OBAMA IS THEIR SHEPHERD, THEY SAY I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE MAKETH ME LIE DOWN IN TENT CITIES; HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES AND VACANT MALLS.

HE RESTORETH MY ANGER; HE LEADETH ME ON THE PATH TO GUN SHOWS FOR MY FAMILY'S SAKE.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE STREETS NEAR THE SOUP KITCHEN, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL FOR MY RIFLE IS WITH ME. MY SHOTGUN AND SIDEARM, THEY COMFORT ME.

OBAMA HAS INVITED THE ENEMIES OF THIS NATION TO SUP AT THE TABLE BUILT BY OUR FOREFATHERS. HE HAS ANOINTED OUR MONEY WITH INFLATION. THE PEOPLE'S CUPS LIE EMPTY.

SURELY, POVERTY AND CIVIL UNREST WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM; BUT I SHALL NOT DWELL IN A HOUSE OWNED BY A FOREIGN LANDLORD FOREVER.



I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

5 comments:

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Amen Ra!

HermitJim said...

Hey Catman...very interesting post! Very interesting post indeed!

Catman said...

Amen Ra, Cygnus? Are you alluding to Amun Ra?

Thanks, Jim. Please feel free to spread it around. A similar rewrite of the 23rd Psalm was done back in Clinton's days, I felt it deserved to be updated.

Bill Clinton is my shepherd, whom I do not want.
He maketh many lies about green pastures.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my doubt about the Democratic party.
He leadeth me in the paths of Socialism for his name’s sake
Yea, I will walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Debt
And I will fear much evil for he is with me
And Hillary Rodham and her staff they discomfort me
He preparest a tax hike for me
To give presents to mine enemies.
He anointest my wages with inflation so that my expenses
runneth over my income.
Surely proverty and hard times shall follow me
All the days of his administration,
And I will dwell in the rented HUD house forever.

Bullseye said...

That's sad but so true for many of the sheeple. I wish I was a dog and Obamma was a tree. LOL

erniesjourney said...

Oh I love it Cat! Great!
Ernie